Nobody's civil anymore. Its always coupled with 20 minutes of stretching to decompress from the long workday. Monologue Hosting a nightly TV talk show or weekly comedy or variety show? [Alfred starts laughing, causing Arthur in anger to put his hand through the gates around Alfred's neck and starts to choke him] Joker in all his twisted logic and sympathy-seeking behavior goes on a rant about how he's misunderstood and begs for. : Was found guilty of endangerment welfare of her own child. I heard what happened? I've demonstrated that even the sanest man alive can be driven to lunacy! Mr. Fleck. Did you do this? In this quote he stresses the importance of standing up for your beliefs, the truth, and what you know to be right, no matter who opposes you, and no matter what the consequences or odds are. Killing those guys is funny, and Im tired of pretending its not. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. I had a bad day. Someone was killed today because of what you did. : He's an extraordinary man, Happy. Arthur Fleck When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker? What's so funny? | Recording and narrating audiobooks is one of the popular services at Edge Studio. Ill tell you what you get, you get what you fucking deserve.\"Please like, share and subscribe.Visit our website: http://www.elementaltheatre.comVisit Tom's Youtube: http://www.youtube.co.uk/user/notttom I show the schemer how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. Why did you give him these flowers? The Joker is one of Batman's demons, and so it would make some kind of sense that he would come up in Bruce Wayne's nightmares. NO OFFENCE. Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, dad? Yeah. Thomas Wayne Lokir: D**n you Stormcloaks. Okay? Youre crazy. This is Helgen. People call him the bitter neighbor from hell.. Read and Download 'Joker' Screenplay. Arthur Fleck Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. And the ring of power has a will of its own. : Elemental Theatre 18 subscribers Todd Phillips 'Joker' was a critically acclaimed film in 2019. Nobody thinks what its like to be the other guy! He's the only one who can save the city. I could come by tomorrow? They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. Sorry to bother you. : You're just like the rest of 'em! To be somebody but themselves? You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) The web's largest movie script resource! Here it is. : : Arthur Fleck a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. Divines, please help me. Why are you saying that? : Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. But like I said, I still have some questions for you. Arthur Fleck Follows a fictionalized version of Kevin Hart, as he tries to become an action movie star. Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. The garbage strike seems like it's been going on forever. After a long days work, I return home no later than 8 PM. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain For weve received orders for to sail back to Boston. He attends a school run by Ron Wilcox, where he attempts to learn the ropes on how to become one of the industrys most coveted action stars. In this episode we talk ant man, marvel movies in general, the rise and fall of dc films. I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life. Me? Evil in Austin Powers where he mimics the James Bond-style monologue talking about his troubled childhood. : : Social Worker when you cross Murray Franklin You know what I am, Harvey? : Sophie Dumond Arthur Fleck It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. They dont. I don't know why everyone is so rude; I don't know why you are. Audiobook narration here also comes with confidence; youll be assured of getting a sound that is engaging and pleasant to the ear. Also, Ive yet to marry. Ralof: I dont know where were going, but Sovngarde awaits. : [Arthur is packing up his locker at the clown company], [Arthur honks the clown horn, tosses it aside, and walks off, but returns], [Arthur's on the phone to Vaughn, after the gun that Randall had given for protection falls out of his pocket while he was entertaining at a children's hospital], [Arthur goes to Wayne Manor where he sees young Bruce and does a clown rooting form before talking to him through the gates], [Alfred starts laughing, causing Arthur in anger to put his hand through the gates around Alfred's neck and starts to choke him]. Arthur Arthur Fleck Joker: "Everybody is awful these days,It's enough to make anyone crazy.". That we wont werewolf and go wild! People are upset, they're struggling, looking for work. Its a prop, for my act now. You know, some are just crazy, pose a danger to themselves and others. : Everybody, who? And its worth fighting for. [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. : But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. Do I need to call the police? Murray Franklin JOKER: Now we're talking. But I do, and people are starting to notice. : Arthur Fleck Arthur Fleck Thomas Wayne : Why is everyone so upset about these guys? Alfred Pennyworth : : Sorry, I get in trouble. For more Script To Screen articles, go here. Now if you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. Joker: Goodnight. Hoyt Vaughn You're fired! : Joaquin Phoenix is stellar as the DC character and these are his most memorable quotes. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. Everybody is awful these days. Arthur Fleck I Know! It's the police, ma'am! I wasn't adopted. Penny Fleck is my mother. But we are. I heard this song on the radio the other day, and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. Were you following me today? And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. They don't. I'm da jokah baby! A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Do you ever actually leave the studio? Randall told you that? Joker is a controversial movie that is doing huge box office. No. : [guffaws] She's Thomas Wayne : Sadly, he isnt me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like hes me. If it was me dying on the sidewalk, youd walk right over me. Don't say that. [after killing Murray] [They approach the village of Helgen. They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. [He sticks his hands through the gate, puts his fingers on Bruce's face lifting the corners of his mouth as if to make him smile]. Let go! It's very funny and lampoons a lot of the lessons we've learned above. Carl (Arkham Clerk) I don't want you worrying about money, mom. They think that well just sit there and take it like good little boys. Who are you? : Detective Garrity For that, you need theperfect voice. I'm Arthur. He then embarks on a downward spiral of revolution and bloody crime. Comedy is subjective, Murray. Gordon's been driven mad. You and me we should be here. So when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know I am telling the truth. Another fan favorite hero, Captain America, brings the next of our superhero monologues. Whats in your hand, back at me. You there. Good night. Tuesday, October 29, 2019 (Editorial credit: DANIEL CONSTANTE / Shutterstock.co. Ralof: Were all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Thomas Wayne Arthur Fleck Joker kills Murray on live TV in the 2019 movie, written by Todd Phillips & Scott Silver, based on characters by Bob Kane, Bill Finger, and Jerry Robinson. Detective Garrity Bruce! Alfred Pennyworth : Thomas Wayne But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. Why are you saying this? Comedy is subjective, Murray, isn't that what they say? : Yeah, but the doctor said she had a stroke. : Arthur Fleck Arthur Fleck Joker "They couldn't carry a tune to save there lives.". Let go of me! December 14, 2022. I just hope my death makes more cents than my life. And besides, you can imagine what people would say about Thomas and me, what they'd say about you. Arthur Fleck Im in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. Murray: Me? Company Credits I'm sorry, I just showed up. Haha's Clown I want to watch the soldiers. It doesnt matter if you are selling a product, producing an audiobook or eLearning program, or recordingvoice overfor an animated movie, you want a voice that captures nuance, provides exceptional storytelling and leaves the audience wanting more. Your IP telephony will become an effective communication tool and present your company in its best light. Some just got nowhere else to go, don't know what to do, you know? Directed by Todd Phillips, Joker is a standalone film that's not connected to the ongoing DC Extended Universe, and is set in the 1980s when Bruce Wayne is still . : How does someone wind up in here? Alfred Pennyworth Jesus, she never told you? Im trying to explain that Im a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. Each is designed for broadcast-level sound quality! She's crazy. [In Arthur's Jokebook] [Arthur suddenly grabs the file and tries to take it off Carl]. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? Sophie Dumond : A properly planned, recorded, and edited voice over for your video can become a powerful tool for advertisements, sales presentations, and all types of videos. I have it, its an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. : I am a dog chasing cars I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. The city's cut funding across the board, social services is part of that. You know, all I do is file paperwork. Arthur Fleck Arthur Fleck Arthur Fleck Storyline: In Gotham City, ment. : Arthur Fleck Before the show goes live, Arthur requests that Murray introduce him as Joker - a reference to Murray's mockery. Arthur Fleck : Come on! : Lets get this over with. You should maybe come see a show sometime. Hundreds of thousands of late night jokes have been told throughout the history of television. You sound like youre making excuses for killing those young men! If it was me dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over me! It began with the forging of the Great Rings. We understand how important voice over is in conveying your advertising message and have access to a vast pool of voice over talent to find you the perfect solution. We're sorry to hear about that. I don't need you to tell me lies! My name is Arthur. Our team consists of experienced narrators, engineers, directors, editors, and reviewers. But you don't listen. Oh yeah, how am I awful? someone was killed today because of what you did. Ralof: A Nords last thoughts should be of home. What? My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. Project Casting. : there are riots out there, two police men are in critical condition- you're laughing, you're laughing. : Home Free Voiceover Script Library Commercial Characters Joker Monologue The Dark Knight. I just do things. Sweet dreams are the usual result of this. One by one, the free lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring, but there were some who resisted. "Are you having any negative thoughts?" Its not a joke. You just ask the same questions every week. Arthur Fleck I typed this up myself while listening to the movie. I did so want you to be here. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Those are the principles the nation . Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Even darkness must pass. Tom Stevenson recreates the talk-show scene originally played by Joaquin Phoenix.Monologue: \"Knock Knock, Its the police, your sons been knocked down by a drunk driver- Hes Dead *Laughs*. Arthur Fleck Joker: killed those three Wall Street guys. It's magic. Behind a desk. That is the purpose of Script to Screen, a series on Go Into The Story where we analyze a memorable movie scene and the script pages that inspired it. Penny Fleck Arthur Fleck You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? In the original, the Joker is almost desperately asking, the final two lines, almost like hes seeking reassurance that hes not wrong for his beliefs. He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. Ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? He owes it to us. Thomas Wayne Topical monologue jokes are written on news, current events, entertainment, and pop culture. : : Murray Franklin : Call the police, Gene, call the police. You've heard about them right? I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! Youre just like the rest of them. I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me. Joker: I do. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, everybody lose their minds. My life is nothing but comedy. : Joker: I know! I know it seems strange! I hate plans. Do you ever actually leave the studio? You just wanted to make fun of me. : It was his gun. Why don't you ask Randall about it? It's funny, when I was a little boy and told people I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Carl (Arkham Clerk) Is that part of your new act, Arthur? You know, this is not a public forum. Its all wrong By rights we shouldnt even be here. Im currently 33 years old. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. Arthur Fleck : Arthur Fleck Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. They couldnt carry a tune to save their lives. What did you say to her? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Edge Studio has been launching successful voice over careers for over 30 years. It came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. : : : : [he kisses him on the head] : : Arthur Fleck They said I wasn't funny enough. Arthur Fleck Penny Fleck. Arthur Fleck He then embarks on a downward spiral of revolution and bloody crime. : Murray Franklin Someone was killed today because of what you did. Have they all, all the people committed crimes? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Arthur Fleck You get what you fucking deserve! Is this a joke to you? : I mean, are you part of the protest? Director: Todd Phillips Writers: Todd Phillips, Scott Silver Cast: Joaquin Phoenix (Arthur Fleck \\ Joker), Robert De Niro (Murray Franklin), Zazie Beetz (Sophie Dumond), Frances Conroy (Penny Fleck), Brett Cullen (Thomas Wayne), Shea Whigham (Detective Burke), Bill Camp (Detective Garrity), Glenn Fleshler (Randall), Leigh Gill (Gary) Production Companies: BRON Studios (in association with) (as BRON Creative) Creative Wealth Media Finance DC Comics DC Entertainment Joint Effort Village Roadshow Pictures (in association with) Warner Bros. WarnerMedia #DC #Joker2019 #JokerDisclaimer of Copyright Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, fair use is permitted for purposes like criticism, commentary, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education, and research. And always remember: Thats-. Can you imagine that? She does. --is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? Arthur Fleck Randall [punches Arthur in the face] Before you make a fool of yourself. Cop Comedy is subjective, Murray, isn't that what they say? Before bed, I drink a warm glass of milk. Arthur Fleck Gary? How about you? Nobody panics when the expected people gets killed. Arthur Fleck Todd Phillips ' Joker builds to an explosive conclusion that sees the beat-down Arthur Fleck (J oaquin Phoenix )now rocking the full green hair and clown suit of the Jokermurdering talk show . I killed those guys because they were awful. : Arthur Fleck Thats your defense for killing three young men? Yes. Arthur Fleck Legend became myth. I fucked up. | My life is nothing but comedy. Detective Garrity [Modified English variant] You can call me Yoshikage Kira. I've proved my point! Comedy is subjective, isnt that what they say? : : I'm celebrating. : Not everybody, and Ill tell you this, not everyone is awful. Murray Franklin : Call the police, Gene, call the police. All I have are negative thoughts. : You don't know the first thing about me, pal. : : But my mother told me everything, and I had to talk to you. I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. Even I didn't know if I really existed. Detective Garrity : : : I mean, its so much self-pity, Arthur. : Arthur Fleck Have you seen what its like out there, Murray? Besides, Randall told me, you tried to fire a thirty-eight over him last week. Arthur Fleck Joker (known as Joker in Latin America) is an American criminal film distributed by Warner Bros. United States. : To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark, dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp, shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!